Thursday, April 17, 2008


hey bfaw students, i wrote you a song
Thirty-six pages?
This story is massive.
It's got plot holes as big as your ass is.
Did you separate paragraphs with an asterisk?
Did you proofread this story on acid?
Is that an ellipsis?
It's useless,
Did you think that represented time?
Did you spell rhyme 'rime?'
Is your spellcheck blind?
You must be out of your mind to use an ampersand.
You need a 'y' and an 'o' to spell you,
Your main character's a tool.
Her name's Mary Sue.
I can't believe you mixed up through and threw.
Your story is as bad as sex without an orgasm,
Roll over and try again.
The End.

1 comment:

Marcel Memed B. said...

brillant, i daresay ;)