Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


little wonders from the facebook graffiti application. fabulous.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Ah... decadencepaca

this will only make sense to a few people who've seen this piece at the decadence show

Tuesday, September 9, 2008


once again popping pop art's balloon.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008


okay whitney, here's your friggin alpaca.


This is just so bizarre and wonderful.

Monday, July 21, 2008


SAIC is giving me $6,000.00 extra in grants this year. And I'm all, "SAIC, let's make sex."

Thursday, July 17, 2008


MCA: Fear no Alpaca.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008


Last night PJ Clarks totally didn't put a tomato on my BLT. If I'm going to spend fourteen dollars on a sandwich with three ingredients then there is no excuse to not have them all on there.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008


Is it just me or does Mike Myers have no versatility as an actor?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Kung Fu Paca

No caption today, this one speaks for itself.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Alpacaning

The Happening was probably the first really bad movie I've seen this summer. M.N.S. is getting lazy with his plot arc and his cinematography is just as cheeseball as ever. He really shot his wad on this R-rated piece of garbage.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Strangerpaca

I'll be out of town the next couple days so expect a small delay in the next SUMMER MOVIE ALPACA.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Thursday, June 5, 2008


Uh, ok, maybe since 2002. But lets face it, Adam Sandler hasn't really made a good movie ever.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Tuesday, June 3, 2008


number five. I may do another Sex and the City because the movie was that fabulous.

Friday, May 30, 2008


I know that many of you stay up late at night dreaming sweet dreams about tee shirts with alpacas on them. Well, lovers, dream no more. Alpaca shirts are coming soon! This is just one of the 3 orgasmically wonderful designs that you can wear with alpacapride. So keep your fingers crossed for ALPACAPPAREL, to cover all of your lovely lady lumps (and the men too!)


looks a little shabby, but this took forever!

Thursday, May 29, 2008


Number three in the SUMMER MOVIE ALPACA month.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Number two in the SUMMER MOVIE ALPACA month.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008


yeah, i know. kinda freaky.


Up up and away in my beautiful my beautiful ballon.

Friday, April 25, 2008


I don't know how, from a legal standpoint, Jimmy Johns can classify their sandwiches as gourmet.

Thursday, April 24, 2008


Inspired by those GAP commercials in the 90s.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008


hey bfaw students, i wrote you a song
Thirty-six pages?
This story is massive.
It's got plot holes as big as your ass is.
Did you separate paragraphs with an asterisk?
Did you proofread this story on acid?
Is that an ellipsis?
It's useless,
Did you think that represented time?
Did you spell rhyme 'rime?'
Is your spellcheck blind?
You must be out of your mind to use an ampersand.
You need a 'y' and an 'o' to spell you,
Your main character's a tool.
Her name's Mary Sue.
I can't believe you mixed up through and threw.
Your story is as bad as sex without an orgasm,
Roll over and try again.
The End.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


By the way, this is alpaca number fifty. I'm planning something very special once I get to a hundred. Could it be APPAREL?


it is fab. u. lussss. in chicago today. 70 degrees!

Thursday, April 3, 2008


sorry folks, that's all i got today.

Friday, March 28, 2008


alpaca is hunting for the person that added the jazz fusion station to my pandora.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Pet Sounds

Number 4599 on the stuff white people like list.

Thursday, March 13, 2008


If that's not the saddest thing you've ever seen get your ticker checked.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Can we talk about what I'm going to do with my wednesday nights now that project runway is over? Oh, right, top chef is starting.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008


That which does not kill you makes your memoir better.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008


So the climax of my life is this wednesday.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Thursday, February 28, 2008