Saturday, December 29, 2007


In your photoshopped face Gwen Steponme.
Guess what Alpaca got for X-Mas.
Oh and if I don't get a new episode of Project Runway soon I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

Saturday, December 22, 2007


I didn't make a Christmas list this year for two reasons:
1. Uh, I'm twenty, I haven't made a christmas list in like 7 years now
2. Nobody'd be able to afford anything on it

i hope santa has a platinum card.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

64 bit paca!

The fat man's back! Oh, I'm so glad they brought Chris back!
Ok, seriously, as much as I want Victorya to go, it is becoming more and more apparent that Elisa doesn't know how to sew.

Oh and did anyone notice how Ricky cried at like three different times for no reason? His model was like, 'I like this.' And then the camera immediately zooms to him crying.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


I haven't even been thinking about things like Project Runway and Dolce & Gabanna because it's finals week. my mother called me last night to remind me not to get naked in art school.

Who told her?

Thursday, December 6, 2007


You aut!


So Victorya evaded elimination one more week but trust me when I say her ass is grass next week. OH. And notice how the three people I predicted to be the top three were all working together and won the challenge by a landslide. NOT. A. COINCIDENCE. Hot damn.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007


I'm wearing a snazzy old tie i found in my closet today. I'm not really one to wear ties but, well, it's snazzy.

I still predict that Victorya is going home. Seriously, we don't need another Chloe.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Baby, it's cold outside!

Ok, so Victorya's still on, but only because she didn't get a whole lot of camera time that episode. Oh, and you all know that kit's Blazer rocked your world.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

alpaca dissed

Project Runway tonight.
Zacks predictions:

going home tonight: Victorya
final three Jillian, Rami and Kevin
winner: Rami
close calls: Chris, Christian and Kit
most likely to cry first in tonight's episode: Ricky


Happy Eggnog season! Sorry for the belated thanksgiving alpaca.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007


It's almost turkey day! This week we get our paychecks early so we can use the money to buy noisemakers at the Macy's parade.

Ever notice that it's only the midwesterners that say "expresso" and not "espresso."

Thursday, November 15, 2007


While on the topic of designer goodies: these hot tamales are on the top of my wish list and will only set you back 995 big ones.

Only 47 more shopping days till Xmas!

Armageddon 162 brought to you by: a lack of common sense.
Sorry for the rushedpaca, next one will be something fabulous.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


Downtown Parfait review!

Argo 3/5 spoons:
Argo tea has a kind of whimsical parfait with a thicker yogurt content and melons incorporated into it. The granola is kind of gingerbread-y and I suspect that it is kept at too cold a temperature.

Starbucks 4/5 spoons:
Starfucks has a sweeter yogurt parfait with strawberry jam, fresh fruit and larger, bulkier granola. It is a heartier parfait but the sweetness can be unbearable at moments.

Cafe Baci 4/5 spoons:
Baci's parfait is wonderful, includes peaches, a nice sturdy plastic spoon. The ratio is a little off and I've found a bit too much yogurt in proportion to the granola, which can be disturbing. Baci uses a finer granola that can sometimes get lost in the sea of white and never find its way to peach blueberry heaven.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Amandapaca punch!

Happy Birthday Darlin'!


I'm flying solo in the office today. It's scary when nobody else is here at the front desk.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Tubing Fun

It's like 20 degrees outside and I just got an oreo smoothie?

Will Alpaca Own the Oscars?

Today I wore a little too much cologne, I suspect. Dale was on the cover of some gay newspaper, I hung it on my wall.

Thursday, November 1, 2007


Less trifolding, and more Oscar Wilde.


So I didn't have time to shower this morning and I'm in a bad mood.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007


I'm a koala bear for halloween. Today in the office we have smarties.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Even jpeg files disintegrate over time. Isn't that poetic? Isn't photography futile?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Real Estate

I really enjoy ugly sweaters and smoking jackets. I think I'm destined for Ivy League.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Better Upside Down

It's loaded baked potato soup day! I love corner bakery!

Another day in the office. Patrick, my boss, keeps seeing Dale from Top Chef around because he lives in Andersonville. I'm incredibly jealous because Dale is my future husband. He just doesn't know it yet.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Alpaca tries to ford the river

Today in the office I de-coalated files 'G,' 'H,' 'I' and 'J.' It's also my birthday. I have philosophy class after work.
The end.