Friday, April 25, 2008


I don't know how, from a legal standpoint, Jimmy Johns can classify their sandwiches as gourmet.

Thursday, April 24, 2008


Inspired by those GAP commercials in the 90s.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008


hey bfaw students, i wrote you a song
Thirty-six pages?
This story is massive.
It's got plot holes as big as your ass is.
Did you separate paragraphs with an asterisk?
Did you proofread this story on acid?
Is that an ellipsis?
It's useless,
Did you think that represented time?
Did you spell rhyme 'rime?'
Is your spellcheck blind?
You must be out of your mind to use an ampersand.
You need a 'y' and an 'o' to spell you,
Your main character's a tool.
Her name's Mary Sue.
I can't believe you mixed up through and threw.
Your story is as bad as sex without an orgasm,
Roll over and try again.
The End.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


By the way, this is alpaca number fifty. I'm planning something very special once I get to a hundred. Could it be APPAREL?


it is fab. u. lussss. in chicago today. 70 degrees!

Thursday, April 3, 2008


sorry folks, that's all i got today.